January 2011
When you send a text to the wrong person...
Party Like it's 1999
kristendiecke:dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And...
I hate when a teacher asks if there is anyone who would like to read and then someone raises their hand but the person who volunteered to read is a terrible reader and they stutter and say every word wrong and then you have to listen to them and then you want to kill yourself…DONT FUCKING VOLUNTEER IF YOU SUCK AT READING
When I leave this house I’ll be nice to you. But as long as I’m here…I’ll continue being a bitch.
“Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...”
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
“I wasn’t allowed to go to dances because what does dancing lead...”
– Mr. Balkcom
Listen
that awkward moment when you have to pretend youre...
Trouble travels fast when you’re especially designed for crash testing
“Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop...”
– Harry (Love Actually)
“The book is really small so it’s not that large”
– Ms. Simmons…. Clearly the sharpest tool in the shed
Just registered for my senior year…waitwut?
“The ones who will love you the most are the ones you let down.”
– Anonymous (via quote-book)
In a year when all my friends have already gotten into college I’m going to upload all the drunken videos/pictures of them. and they’re all going to hate me heheh
10 minutes away from computer.
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